Alerts · private feed · monthly

I run twenty-five monitors for my own book. You can have the feed.

Wallet flow, options walls, funding dislocations, unlock cliffs, ETF flows, and what the founders just said — every monitor that runs on my machine for my own positions, forwarded to one private Telegram feed. No calls. No signals. No course. Just the tape, as it comes off the wire.

Ask for a seat — $49/month

First ten seats at $49. Then $79. Cancel any time; there is no contract and no upsell.

25market monitors running right now
5 min – dailycadence, depending on the monitor
24/7on hardware I own, not a SaaS I resell
1 feedTelegram. Alerts only when something moves

What is actually in the feed

Every row below is a monitor running today, with the cadence it runs at. Nothing on this list is planned, promised or "coming soon".

MonitorWhat it catchesHow often
Wallet flowTracked wallets moving in or out of the alts I hold, including whale disposal and queue positionevery 10–60 min
Options wallsDeribit ETH and BTC put and call walls — where price is likely to be pinned into expiryevery 8 hours
Funding dislocationThe same asset paying a different funding rate on two venues — the honest version of a "free money" alerthourly
Unlocks and cliffsStaking exits and unlock cliffs from the calendar I keep for the names I track — flagged before the cliff, not afterevery 3 hours
ETF flowsDaily ETF creations and redemptions, plus new SEC filings as they land2× daily; filings hourly
Volatility / liquidationLiquidation clusters and volatility breaks — only pings when a threshold actually breaksevery 30 min
Founder and caller tapeTwelve handle-verified founders and callers, every post and mention, filtered down to the names that matterevery 30 min
Meme range watchFour range bands on the meme names — where the range is holding and where it just brokehourly
Venue microstructureParticipant tape and fill attribution on my venues: who is actually taking the other sideevery 5 min
Daily briefLevels, funding and open interest, ETF flows, macro, and one line on the setup of the dayevery morning

The alerts never tell you what to do

What it is

Positioning, flow and calendar facts, timestamped, from the same code that runs my own book. You decide what any of it means for you.

What it is not

Not advice, not a signals group, not a bot that trades for you, not a fund. There are no entry prices and no targets — if you want someone to tell you when to buy, this is the wrong feed.

Who this is for

Good fit

  • You already trade alts and options, and you want the tape without building it.
  • You would rather see what big wallets and the options market are doing than read another opinion.
  • You are fine reading a raw alert and drawing your own conclusion.

Wrong fit

  • You want buy and sell calls with entry and target levels.
  • You want a bot, an API, or something to point at a broker.
  • You need an uptime guarantee. It runs on one machine that I own and maintain — it is honest, not enterprise.

Price and the one term that matters

$49 per month · first ten seats · opened 29 Sept 2026

Then $79 for everyone after. Cancel any time, and if a monitor is ever quiet for a week when it should not be, tell me and I refund that month — a quiet monitor is my bug, not your loss. You keep whatever the feed told you in the meantime.

Why it is cheap for what it is: the monitors already run. I am not paying a marginal cost to add a seat, and I would rather have ten people reading the tape than ten people paying for a course. Why it is not free: a feed nobody pays for is a hobby, and I stop maintaining hobbies.

How to take a seat

Ask for a seat — $49/month

Seats are opened by hand: write to tgit@github.com, and I send an invoice — card or stablecoin, whichever suits you. The Telegram invite goes out the day it clears, and your first month starts then, not today.